Name: An Educated Sheila
Channel: Graham Henderson
Description: "An Educated Sheila" is a song by Graham Henderson. This is the clean take. The not so clean one will go on my Graham Crass As Henderson Soundclick soon.

An Educated Sheila

Graham Henderson

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This is the clean take. The not so clean one will go on my Graham Crass As Henderson Soundclick soon.

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Graham Henderson

Strictly a demos only performer <br />Jam at live gigs sometimes and have a whole lotta fun doing it

I am writer, and general Mister Nice Guy. I am not a performer but manage to squeak out stuff good enough for others to hear and do better with. Lucky for you lot. I get a few other people to sing and play some of my stuff. I do make Karaoke tracks of my songs and perform them every Saturday night, trotting twix the two local pubs that do karaoke. I have a whole heap more fun than doing covers all the time. Most weeks having at least one new song to try out on the punters. Have seven recorded and getting airplay. And not only on my show Roar Radio either. Backing music for Born To Be Blue is now on a video showing the Esperance service providers. Out soon. More later.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy

Charts

Peak #323

Peak in subgenre #195

Author

Graham Henderson

Rights

Graham Henderson APRA

Uploaded

January 02, 2004

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MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Lyrics

An Educated Sheila
© Copyright APRA Graham Henderson 2004 
I like an educated Sheila.
Who knows her place.
One who does as she's told.
And takes no with calm and Grace.
A sheila who’s not stuck up.
And never burns me tea.
A sheila who knows not to talk.
When I’m watching TV.

I like an educated sheila.
Who says yes dear easily.
And doesn’t want a credit card.
Or to go on a spending spree.
Yes an educated sheila.
Would suit me famously.
Especially if she’s prepared.
To be educated by me.

Chorus
I’d give her every lesson.
A sheila could hope for.
Teach her not to complain.
When I came rolling through the door.
I’d perfect her perception.
Of her rightful place in life.
Teach her I need a woman.
And not a bloody wife.
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So if you’re sheila is lacking.
In the art of satisfying men.
Send her round to me. I’ll educate her free.
And send her home again.
And if she doesn’t meet expectations.
Send her back ‘cause I guarantee.
Only an educated shiela.
Ever graduates from me.

Chorus
I’ll give her every lesson.
A sheila could desire.
How to cook and clean.
And chop wood for the fire.
How to juggle at least two jobs.
Round her chores round the home.
And when I’ve had enough of her.
To leave me a bloody lone.

So if you want an educated sheila, trot her frame to me
And she’ll come home educated like every sheila should be.

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