Teeshirt philosophy - songs like Kansas would do but without the ability to fingerpick.
Lyrics
Have a knack of knowing things before they happen A E C G
I could see what will be before it occurs
Can't forecast the wind direction, Or even who'll win an election
Then again, I don't get hit by opening doors
I wake a minute before the alarm sounds
Go to the door before the bell chimes
I could tell you when a bulb will pop, To the second when the rain will stop
These are the kind of things I sense before their time
Some kind of psychic F Am
Not just a parlor game
But my predictions are so lame F Am E
Why can't I foresee Dm
Earthquakes and such F Am
My visions of the future don't mean much Dm F E
I'm a modern seer of the ordinary
An oracle of things around the house
Don't ask how long you'll live, Your destiny's not mine to give
Can't even see who's cheating on their spouse
Some kind of psychic F Am
Not some Vegas trick
Too bad my predictions don't mean dick F Am E
Why can't I foresee Dm
Earthquakes and such F Am
My visions of the future don't mean much Dm F E
To see the numbers of the lottery Am F C D
which runner' will win the race
Will the market be bull or bear
Who's going to win, show, or place
With all these visions filling up my head
It'd be nice to know how I should bet
Why no visions of the finish line
or which team will cover the spread Am F C G E
I've racked my brain plotting and scheming
How to take advantage of this skill
When I think there must be use, Beyond my being amused
Never seem to see just how I will
I could tell you tomorrow you'll burn the toast
Next week, get a flat when driving to work
You'd think my friends would be amazed, Impressed by my farseeing gaze
Strangely, they look at me like I'm just a jerk
