Name: Boy Howdy
Duration: 4 min 3 s
Channel: Matt
Description: "Boy Howdy" is a song by Petrichor. achingly sincere

Boy Howdy

Petrichor

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Petrichor

The smell of rain, the vision of a rainbow, the sound of the future

But, even in the other pieces, her prose breaks into passages of lyrical beauty that come as a sorely needed revivifying petrichor amid the pitiless glare of callousness and cruelty.

Song Info

Genre

Alternative • Alternative General

Charts

Peak #231

Peak in subgenre #69

Author

Matt

Uploaded

August 11, 2009

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 4:03

Story behind the song

I was thinking "why can't they just leave Farrah alone?" so I wrote this song and posted a crying video on YouTube

Lyrics

G
Farrah Fawcett died
C                               D
From  cancer of the anus
G                               
It's a bummer we all know this
C                                D
Just 'cause she was famous

Am
I understand the problems,
C                           D
That come with celebrity
Am
They're taking pictures of my pecker
C                       D
Every time I pee

Chorus:
                        G
You got your fried green tomatoes

C                        D
Dr Pepper and spam
G
Fixins for a fry up
C                                         D
Lime jello and candied yams
Am
Moon pies and hush puppies
C                              D
And crawdads in a pot,
Am
string beans and collard greens
C                   D              G
Boy howdy, that's a lot!

Everybody comin round
They wanna shake my hand
Stick a needle in my neck
Draw some fluid from my gland

They think that they can bottle up
The awesomeness in me
And stock it in the drugstores
And sell it on TV

Chorus

I used to hang with Bono
I used to hang with Cher
I'd go out dancing with Tom Cruise
In our underwear

Now I'm undercover
A man of mystery
I can't afford another
Date with destiny

Chorus

Bridge:
Em                       D
From Boston to Botswana
Em                      D
They all call me B'wana
C                            D                G
it's tough to be as famous as I am
Em                       D
They wanna take a sauna
Em                       D
With me an my buddy obama
C                            D                G
I wish they'd treat me like a normal man

I'm wearing my sunglasses
To hide my identity
I got on my homemade tin hat
To stop the mind control machine

Writin letters to Dick Cheney
To explain the grand design
And tell him he was perfect in
Wolfman meets Frankenstein

Chorus

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