Merry fuckin' aXeMas! This is our gift from us, to you. The D-Town Mafia featuring Straight Thuggin' BITCH!, Wendy C., and AnThRaXoNy!
A trio of suburban white boys known as Bluto Prick (Jeff), Puffy Muff (Jason), and Fatal Frankie come together to reveal the thoughts that are within their warp
D-Town Mafia: Inno-fuckin'-vation.
Maybe, maybe not. You be the judge. We enjoy writing and recording and we put it out here on the Web just in case anyone wants to hear it. You like it, cool. You hate, I couldn't give a fuck less.
Story behind the song
Well, to be quite blunt about it, we just wanted to give y'all the hook-up for aXeMas...some crazy-ass Robo-Santa serial killin' shit, featuring all the freshness...from Fatal Frankie and Puffy Muff to the up-and-coming Wendy C.
A special intro skit features those huggable Internet thugs, Manny Whack and G.B. (cuz he's got Game, Boy!), as well as the DTM's Florida homie, Anthony. He hates us, but it's skrait!
Lyrics
"aXeMas Wit' Tha Mafia"
D-Town Mafia featuring Wendy C., Straight Thuggin' BITCH!, & AnThRaXoNy
Intro: Straight Thuggin' BITCH! & AnThRaXoNy
Verse 1: Puffy
Twas the weekend before Christmas and all through the hizzy
Not a damn kind word, just arguing till they dizzy
D-Town Mafia, they were gonna black light bowl
But problems were stirring, like a Mindy fat roll
They opened their PS2, but Josh stole that shit
And Jason was wishin' for a number one hit
25 CDs, now they can mass produce
Dressed like Santa, on TRL with Quddus
But Frankie was pissed off and so was Jeff
Jason wanted to stay home and everyone just left
But Bluto's blockin' 'em in and he won't fucking move
Frankie: "Just shut the fuck up, what do you got to prove?!"
Jingle Bells and Winter Wonderlands
Our story has a happy ending, they all shook hands
Rode Mindy like a wave, all the way to alley
Seven-ten splits and Frankie was makin' a rally
Came to the last frame, he could've won a buck
But he launched the ball at John's head and said, "I just don't give a fuck"
Chorus: Frankie, Puffy, Wendy
Jeff just jizzed, in Santa's beard
Frankie thinks that's weird
We're the D-Town Mafia and we're here to say
Chanukah is gaaaaaaa-ay!
Verse 2: Fatal Frankie & Wendy C.
(Fatal Frankie)
Waddup ya'll? It's FRANKIE CLAUSE!
Now, wait, hold that applause
Because what I bring is bloody necks
And cases that leave cops perplexed
My trouble present reflects my troubled past
Hatred, pain, and always being harassed
I'm the first and last, unsurpassed
Real OG MOTHAFUCKIN CHRISTMAS DON!
Wendizzle (whaddup), bring it on
(Wendy)
It's that W-E-N to that -D-Y
X-mas eve, Shooting Reindeer outta the sky
While Santa screams why oh why
Bitch, wipe them tears dry
Shit, I got that supply
Let's try to get the fat man high!
Eating little kiddies cookies
Ya'll can't handle eggnog, ya'll fuckin' rookies
Chorus: Frankie, Puffy, Wendy
Verse 3: Puffy
Dashing through the snow, in Frankie's Plymouth Breeze
Through the streets of D-Town, killing you with ease
Now your daddy's dead, all on aXeMas Eve
No more happy presents, cuz it's time to grieve
Maybe we'll send you, a box from UPS
Merry fuckin' Christmas, here's your dad's excess!
His brain and fingers, here's a patch of hair
Think you can catch us? Don't you fucking dare
We'll come after mommy, let Jeff fuck her in the ass
Give the dead bitch a money shot, then smoke a pound of grass
Ho ho ho, we give no fucks
The only gift I gave my brother was a Big Mac Deluxe
Fuck Saint Nick...Frankie's the real Cris Cringle
Swingin' his axe and lettin' his nuts jingle
Whaddup Rucker, Anthony, and the S-Dub Kliq?
Happy fuckin' New Year, all else can suck our dicks!!
Verse 4: Fatal Frankie
I'm the fake santa at tha mall
Killing bad kids in bathroom stalls
I got a list, checked it twice
I'll kill your fucking ass even if you were nice
Handing out poisened candy canes
Laced with so much LSD you'll be legaly insane
Starting fires next to snowmen
Juss so I can melt them, kill them
(Wendy)
Wait by the fire place for santa to come
(Frankie)
He's near, I can smell the rum
(Wendy)
I know he'll jack my shit if I give him the chance
(Frankie)
So I'll fucking blast him at first chance
(Some ad-lib shit)
(Santa)
HO HO HO! ::gun shots::
Chorus: Frankie, Puffy, Wendy
