The answer to all of your problems
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Story behind the song
The title is taken from an episode of I Love Lucy. The lyrics were inspired by various narcissists.
Lyrics
Vitameatavegamin
© 2008 Ted Johnson
She's got the smile. She's got guile.
Her face is in style. She’s got the booty shakin'.
Her latest get-into-showbiz scheme is a
Nervous breakdown, and she might not be fakin'.
She wants to be in magazines
On radio, on every TV station.
An object of desire.
Second choice: one of humiliation.
You know that the money hardly matters
'Cause the coins of the realm are eyeballs and chatter.
And a high return comes from outrage and flattery here.
The answer to all of your problems: Vitameatavegamin.
The answer to all of my problems
Is right here in this little bottle.
Just get me on TV again.
The babies came. What a shame.
A setback that changed her hot dimensions.
Dressing up like an Indian now,
Or a bald-headed clown, just to get attention.
Eventually, she'll bare it all,
Then settle down, maybe get religion.
Find a conspicuous bench in a park to
Sign her autograph, or draw a crowd of pigeons.
