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Martha's Christmas
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Another in a series of songs Big Green composed as low-rent holiday gifts for friends, family, pets, space aliens, and other passers by. Say it.
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The world's original virtual pop group. Guaranteed 100% dis-corporate since 1993.
The world's original virtual pop group. Guaranteed 100% discorporate since 1993. Made up of one part Matt Perry (guitars, bass, vocals, cryptic asides), one part Joe Perry (keyboards, vocals, bad guitar playing), and one part John White (drums, assorted other noises).
Song Info
Charts
Peak #207
Peak in subgenre #64
Author
Matt Perry and Joe Perry
Rights
1999 by Matt Perry and Joe Perry
Uploaded
July 11, 2000
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MP3 4.0 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
It came to us in a dream. Well...not exactly. The truth is, it came up with our holiday breakfast one morning. Kind of a Christmas special encapsulated in a pop song. A shanty brought back from the consumer paradise.
Lyrics
There's a plum for Santa's head There's a kiwi for his sled You can see a world of ideas We wait breathless for her show It's on Christmas time, you know You can find a world of ideas Oh-oh, we were born without the message That our holidays can be custom And our hands can be as sacred as hers Just as sacred She takes a stencil to some cream She makes feather evergreens She rolls with the appropriate theme She makes sugar into string She rigs up everything You can find her full of ideas Oh-oh, she's a yuppie and she's clever And I look like I've got stigmata I will follow her forever and ever and forever and ever and forever Like in the testament of old She's a character so bold She entertains the anti-Christ But that's water 'neath the bridge There's no stain on her image You can find a world of ideas Oh-oh, we were born without the message That our holidays can be custom And our hands can be as sacred as hers Just as sacred as hers, just as sacred as hers Just as sacred
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