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I Wanna F--k a Cartoon
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Who hasn't looked at the St. Pauli's girl and said, "Ooh, I wanna melt the ink right off that bottle!"
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Rugged lyrics and oddities from Leonard and Romeo, Michigan
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #73
Peak in subgenre #17
Author
MDT
Rights
2003 iLLfINGER records
Uploaded
December 16, 2003
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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:38
Story behind the song
I used to work as a stock boy at a local convenience store and one day, while working in the back, I saw this picture of a beer bottle with some dutch woman pouring a mug. I thought, "Damn! I would drip her off the page!" And that's where this started. This song was completely unscripted and unrehearsed, but mixed together later (and poorly).
Lyrics
Hey! I realized somethin' while sittin' in my room. Feelin' lonely and frustrated with myself, I wanna fuck a cartoon. I wanna fuck a cartoon. Yeah. My choice for procreation is animation. I wanna fuck a cartoon. My choice for procreation is animation. I wanna fuck a cartoon. What? My friends don't understand this feelin'. They think I'm screwed, but the only thing that's gonna get a screwin' tonight is the fuckin' cartoon. I wanna fuck a cartoon. Yeah! My choice for procreation is animation. I wanna fuck a cartoon. My choice for procreation is animation. I wanna fuck a cartoon.
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