What is the definition to a Barbaloot Soot? It could mean...
...a number two at McDonalds.
...a plush panda bear furvert outfit.
...a suite at the Ramada.
...a Dr. Seuss shirt.
...a VHS copy of The Lorax cartoon.
...a mail-order bride.
...a Scooby-Doo bobble head.
...a halloween costume.
...footie pajamas.
...those girls in the Marilyn Manson "Tainted Love" video.
...a kitten.
...a dead moose carcass.
...a small restaurant franchise.
...an even better pair of shoes at the pawn shop.
...Neve Campbell.
...a new brand of deodorant.
...a box of condoms.
...a rap-artist endorsed toilet cleaning product.
...a crack rock with pipe from Crazy Willie over on 7 mile.
...a grave plot for Jimmothy Appletonson.
...a Hello Kitty shower curtain.
...a prostitute.
...fuzzy dice numbered like cheat dice, the once where if you roll them all you get is 7 or 11.
...the pope-mobile.
...Charles Schultz' severed hand with every finger but the middle one cut off.
...all the copyrights to The Cure's entire musical catalog.
...an El Camino... or at least a copy of Crazy Willie's keys for his El Camino...
...a business suit.
...a dog in a business suit.
...a dog in a business suit with a bowler hat on selling Geico car insurance.
