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This is the man's guide to a womans happiness... Guitars: Paul Barnes, Morten Gjermundsen, Dale Kaul, Finn Frost, Flut: Dale Kaul. Other instrumentation by me.
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I've been writing and playing music for 30 years now and as the technology became better and cheaper I have practiced the difficult task to produce as well. I try to sing, play guitar, bass, keyboard, bluesharp and sometimes a little bit of drums as well, but what I really like is to work with other people on my tunes as well as others and I am honored to list the names of all the great guys and girls who I have collaborated with during the last two years here on Soundclick.: Vocals/Backing Vocals: Sandra, Holger, Gry, Anne, Kevin Rosenberger, Christina Woods, Lekzee, Jude Law, Christian Jensen, Daniel Svensson, Svenni Bjorgvin, Jenny Liptrot, Claus A., Knud-Erik Jensen, Mariija, Dale Kaul, Rise Larsen, S'mus, Marie Frifelt, Rikke Steffensen. Drums.: Ole, Mads, Frej, me and Mr. EZ Guitarsolos.: Finn Frost, Paul Barny, Michael Duran, Steve Belong, Morten Gjermundsen, Eldin, Paul Oakley, Bruce "The Swampman", Carlos Caranza, Mike Marshall, Dale Kaul, Knud-Erik Jensen, Peter Kossek. Guitar synth.: Michael Duran, Paul Barnes. Synth.: Bobby Mack, Jacob Bank. Bass.: Barry Kettery, Rowel. Flute.: Carlo D'Ana, Dale Kaul Violin.: Andre Henriquez Melodica: Rolf Hansen Songwriter/Producer.: Svenni Bjorgvin, Lyrics.: Lekzee, Jude Law, Joyce Davis, Christian Jensen, Claus A, Rise Larsen, Marie Frifelt, Holger, S'mus, Rikke Steffensen. Visit these great artists on their page. You won't be dissapointed.
Song Info
Charts
Peak #28
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
Jonsson/Jonsson
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Jonsson
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August 08, 2009
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MP3 12.4 MB 320 kbps 5:24
Story behind the song
This is my contribution to the CBC - progressive rock challenge... and every man's guide to a happy woman.ccccThank you Dale for your nice flute, your backing vocal and acoustic playing. Paul, Morten and Finn - thank you so much for your awsome guitar solos - you really are gifted, and Jude.... thank you very much for letting me trick you into this tune... If I have offended any females in here, then I can inform you that I have found a shelter no one knows where is, so you won't be able to find me. Anyway - even though no living male on earth understand why shoes and handbags are on top of your the list of shopping items, then we can't live without you :) - so keep on shopping :)
Lyrics
Keep spending the money that you dont have on things you really dont need impress the ones you dont know Keep moving Still need to spend a months pay The shop is not far awayGo - Exercise your plastic all day Pink shoes Red shoes No difficult choice You just buy them all It fills you with joy Hold on to what you belive in go buy a pair of shoes tonight Go on you got to keep living you need a handbag to feel alright No limits That jewellery matches red You need a new set of dress Dont want to look like a mess Why wait now There is a shop on the net Its just a mouse click ahead Delivery to your door step Pink shoes red shoes....
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Too cool an all star bunch here on this song love it !
LeeBoos
Jan 13, 2010
Lassie, I really agree with you. this is a tune I like. Bravo! We would have a great time jammin with you. Lee
KRISTY ANN SMITH
Jun 15, 2009
Hi Lasse, Enjoyed this collaboration very much. Thanks for sharing. This is a beautiful arrangement. The vocals are very well done, the lyrics made me smile. Outstanding percussion, bass and guitar work. So nice to hear Jude's voice, it makes it seems as if it were a music video and I was watching Jude go from store to store buying handbags. :) A very creative bit of songwriting, absolutely brilliant :) I will be back to listen to more of your creations. Cheers, Kristy
Jiri Hajek - composer
Jun 12, 2009
Wonderful song, Lasse, brillant performed! Has really a happy mood!! Jiri
Carlos Carranza
Jun 09, 2009
Hahaha,,,,,,,Is soooooooooo great...Enjoyed a lot...Kept me smiling....
AnneG2
Jun 08, 2009
Great song Lasse :) Knus fra Anne
goatee1
Jun 08, 2009
This is a fantastic recording, great mastering job, a lot goes into this kind of song that is for sure, this has the sound of something old and something new, not an easy task while writing a song great tune, love the guitar solo Bravo.
Kevin Rosenberger
Jun 02, 2009
Really nice Lasse - I'll have to get LuAnn to have a listen - I'm sure she'll love it.
The Smivets
May 31, 2009
Superb piece of work here Lasse! Good solid tune and vocal over some really interesting chord and rhythm changes. Quality solos from all your contributors and the lyrics are spot on! Yes, like Carlo I hear the Caravan reference here too. Great stuff.
Andrew Rulton
May 31, 2009
A very excellent job guys :) impressive playing and great production :) Andy
Rodrica Rudge
May 31, 2009
Lol..I must be the exception to the rule - I hate shopping (for shoes or anything) and I've never owned a handbag! :D Great song and first class concept. Lovely arrangement, especially the flute! Love the guitar work too. There are a lot of ladies out there who would love to take you on their shopping trip ;) Really enjoyed this one.
KAUL
May 31, 2009
Lasse, don't worry about retreating into your shelter! I think most women would in fact be pleasantly surprised to learn that there is a man who not only understands this odd phenomenon of a women's infatuation for shoes and handbags but that he is bold enough to write a song about it! Thanks for letting me pick and toot a few notes between the excellent and diverse guitar solos of Paul, Morten & Finn! I have no idea how you unknowingly got Jude to do the voice over but it certainly gave the song it's character. And you Sir did a great job once again with your multi instrument performance, Vocals, Production and wrangling everything and everyone together in a short time!
Ken Sacco
May 30, 2009
Cool song and great production-Great job!
Carlo D'Anna
May 30, 2009
Reminded me of the band Caravan from the late sixties. Wonderful song. Great work!
Morten Gjermundsen
May 30, 2009
Excellent work Lasse.Very nice solos by Paul,Finn and Dale. :) Great to hear Jude's voice :) Thanks for letting me play on it as well. :)
Kurt Lewis Neufer
May 30, 2009
Bravo !!! Maestro !!! Fantastic collaboration....coooool theme... A beautiful arrangement and excellent songwriting. Everything was super...Dales flute, Paul, Morten and Finn's guitar solos, the vocals, the backing track. Jude's voice is unmistakable..
finnski
May 30, 2009
Great song, and text! great job by all!!
VMP (USA)
May 30, 2009
Excellent work, so true. Great playing, production, wow, fantastic guitar work. Very nice vocal, a new classic.
Michael Bennett
May 30, 2009
Great playing by all and production is top shelf, as usual. :) Nice work!
Michael Duran
May 30, 2009
GREAT work Lasse, Dale, Paul, Morten & Finn !! beautifully crafted Prog ballad :D