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Long Long Line
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My parody of the hit 'Red Red Wine' as performed by UB40
funny comedy david writer written parody dave ho fake weird al weird al yankovic wierd al wierd al yankovic
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #18
Peak in subgenre #6
Author
Below Average Dave
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Below Average Dave 2009
Uploaded
May 12, 2009
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MP3 10.9 MB • 320 kbps • 4:46
Story behind the song
This one was a fun epic write, I hope the performance lives up the write's standards
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Stuck In LineWill you move please? If it don't move I might Lose my contro--ol Please move Line! This isn't new Watching my shoes, C'mon This really blo-ows This line won't go You would think People's minds In the front Have surely fled Takes too long Watch the time Please now guy are you done yet? Stupid Line Stuck here all week I've gotta get back home Don't need to be smart Will you depart? D.M.V. Five past nine Fin'lly moved about an inch Moved along Just to find The computer has just quit Long Long Line Only to see State's old hardware has blown Tomorrow restart For now, depart ~~Rap about long lines~~ Those long lines when I go out to dine Waiting here for a real long time Stuck in line, cannot sit so I'll stand I want to get a table but they're in high demand These long lines will make me get so mad E'ry time they call a name it moves just a tad Front of line after all of this time Making people wait this long should be a crime (Long Long Lines) Stuck at de theme parks you will see Paying big fees to be waiting for glee (Why won't it move?) Long Long Lines make me want to push N shove Can't push n Shove, Cam'ras watching from way above Why's this line moving slow like a crawl Why did it stall will it move at all C'mon Line 'fore I get hostile Let's move line been waiting for awhile, yeah (I get worn) Stuck in dem long lines, When I go out at night (Wasting time) Stuck in dem long lines, All the time it ain't right (At the zoo) Standing in line and it sorta makes me whine (or buying bread) I just want these limes While in my prime Long Long Lines you take up all my time At the store buy and knock out grime Ain't no joke, stuck behind some folks If it don't move soon the guy in front I'll choke (Long Long Lines) Please Long Line, Could you move an inch or too C'mon now dude you're hurting my I.Q. (Move along please) Long Long Line it sorta makes me cry Make me wanna cry and you know why (It is making me moan) Front of line stuck 'cause his card declined C'mon now mister please 'cause I'm in a bind (Just empty your cart) I'm in a bind, I won't cuss jus' sit an' fuss. (Just do your part) (Buying corn) Killing all my time, getting stuck in these lines (This life time) Killing all my time, getting stuck in these lines (Pushing through) Real slow lines when I go out to buy blinds (Just push ahead) Gonna lose my mind Move your behind Darn this line I've been stuck in here since nine Let me outta here before I get unkind This is no joke, I'm feeling provoked Better get this movin' or soon I may croak (Long Long Line) Long Long Line I wanna pay for my stuff I've had enough off these people surely puff (Move along please) Stuck in Line, Those up front got no regard It's not that hard, Just swipe your card (My whole darn day is blown) Long Long Line, got to the front of this thing
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