Thank Me when I'm Done
(c) 2009 Kevin Pearson / Magne Kolstad
If I could go back in time
I'd go back and help Don McLean
Rewrite.... American Pie
First thing Don it's way too long
Don't need a jester and a marching band
Man, .. this is all wrong
I know what people like to hear
your chorus is kind of way out there
verses are.... quite unclear
Chorus
Let me help you fix this a little
You're a nice enough guy
but you don't have a clue
I'll just change all the words for you
Cause you're breaking way too many rules
You can thank me when I'm done
I guess that while I'm at it
Might as well see if I can help Lennon
fix that song imagine
John I see the problem right off
Nobody understands no heaven, no hell
I'd try some different stuff
Maybe imagine something different
So that people don't have to stop and think
Might help you pay the rent
Chorus
Let me help you fix this a little
You're a nice enough guy
but you don't have a clue
I'll just change all the words for you
Cause you're breaking way too many rules
You can thank me when I'm done
Ok Harry this one's for you
Taxi's six minutes long without a chorus
We got a lot of work to do
Driver should work in an office
Cause that's way more universal you know
just scratching the surface
I think this one might be good
Don't worry if it doesn't feel just right
Remember I did the best I could
Chorus
Let me help you fix this a little
You're a nice enough guy
but you don't have a clue
I'll just change all the words for you
Cause you're breaking way too many rules
You can thank me when I'm done
