a funny/drunk song that was written by dus.t & David
a beat produced by RaW Key Production
Korean-American MC in NYC, Queens
Lyrics
Written by D&D
1st
ahh who got me a taxi
hell no, who else is gon drive my porshe/ (me)
hush, im gon drive it tonight cuz i aint leaving my baby...
(J, give me the key) alright/
comeon here is a dollar, buy me some rubber
and with the change, please buy me some lover
its been a while ever since i found/
this crazy nice porn site the other night
and sometimes ladies ask me if im free
and i tell them i am, but my hands aint free
(u a freak) no ladies, i know all about u, women
i read cosmos so i know all of ur comments
how u like to toss ur salad
getting all emotional like a good ballad
oh mid-life crisis?
i hear wedding bells
oh wait, isnt that ur little sister chels?
2nd
(so drunken, im so drunk and still driving~)
Oh wait, this is weird i see no lights
my hands on the wheel but no sights
of people cars buildings trees i see trees where the fuck am i? syke
im still tryin to get some rubber
its 5 in the morning, no stores open this hour
(man i stink) i should just get a shower
yo, there's a chick giving me a holler (holler!)
i walked up to her and saw her face
o my god i'd wish i brought ma mace
but hold up let me give it a chase/
when ur hungry, who cares about the taste? (im hungry)
