To make an apple pie from scratch...
Full title (didn't fit): 'To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe'
Nothing happened before these low quality recordings were made with a bad mic on a computer with no knowledge of how to make good recordings.
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I went out one afternoon
and braved the market queue
to purchased for you
a frozen apple pie
I took it to you that night
Warmed it and cut a slice
With cream, whipped and iced
You tasted it and said
"Your store-bought goods are not enough, they're not enough
If you want to win my heart, you'll have to do so much
More with your time, more with your mind
Your store-bought goods are not enough, they're not enough"
So I looked up the address
Of a restaurant with a chef
Whose apple pies were the best
that our borough had to offer
We ordered the best they had
You tasted it, said, "It's not bad,
But please don't be mad
When I say...." And she said,
"This fancy restaurant is not enough, it's not enough
If you want to win my heart, you'll have to do so much
More with your time, more with your mind
This fancy restaurant is not enough, it's not enough"
So I drove to the country
And picked an apple from a grove
So I could set to making the dough
To bake my own apple pie
I served it to you fresh
You said, "This is marvelous!
But still I feel that I must confess
to you..."
"Your home-baked food is not enough, it's not enough
If you want to win my heart, you'll have to do so much
More with your time, more with your mind
Your home-baked food is not enough, it's not enough"
So I became an astronomer
And learned how the cosmos works
And I set to making my own universe
Just for you
I built a lab, and I made it there,
And in that universe there was you
And there was me and there was apple pie
And that you said to me,
"All the things you've done are just enough, it's just enough
It seems you've won my heart by doing so much
It's how you've spent your time, your beautiful mind
All the things you've done are just enough, it's just enough"
But that didn't matter to me
'Cause that was in there, and you were out here
So I took you to my lab
To show you what I had done
You looked carefully at it.
You seemed sort of impressed,
But still, you thought it kind of weird,
And you said to me, this:
"All the things you've done are not enough, it's not enough
You'll never win my heart, even doing so much
So much with your time, you've a beautiful mind
But all the things you've done are not enough, it's not enough
Your store-bought goods are not enough, they're not enough
A fancy restaurant is not enough, it's not enough
Your home-baked food is not enough, it's not enough
All the things you've done are not enough, it's not enough"
