Music by Five Empty Chambers, and myself on Vocals.
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Story behind the song
A little back story.... the Five Empty Chambers crew rolled out to MPstudios for the weekend and we recorded 4 songs. Unfortunately, the vocalist wasn't able to make it out.
So after we finished the music, and demolished six 30-packs ...a case of homebrew....jager shots, vodka and OJ shots, and some herbal cigarettes.....
I decided to write some vocals on the spot and whip these songs out.
The Band really doesn't want me to post them all, cause they are still writing the real vocals....So I'll just post this last one of the night I did.
So at approximately 5am, and blasted.....I performed this final song
note::everything was recorded, mixed and everything the same night.....so quality and levels may or maynot be on par. And yes.....Blasted!
Lyrics
Slide on down the rocky road
Be sure to stop at the gravy pole.
I'm gonna get up in it
And I ain't gonna quit it.
Scruff-McGruff gonna hit it
Now that's a hairy game of crickett.
=CHORUS=
Ya better get ready for the ride of your life,
It's gonna get messy on the Mustache Ride!!
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Wow look at all that hair
Like an East Texas grizzy bear.
Burt Renolds
With an extra pound of hair.
=CHORUS=
Fiii Gaaa Rowww
Fiii Gaaa Rowwwwww
My nuts swell up to the size of the Earth
Sneaking my stash underneath her skirt
Weasel my way between them thighs
I offer you the greatest prize
THE MUSTACHE RIDEEEEEE!!!!
