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Max the Dork

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A day in the life of a bonehead like me.

punk political oldschool

Max the Dork

Oldschool political punk rock from South Jersey

Max the Dork is the establishment-breaking punk band from South Jersey. With an old-school sound and a new-school attitude, Max the Dork’s primary purpose is to return Punk to its roots in Anarchic, anti-politic, snide cynicism, and to do it without excluding anyone who wants to jump in the pit.

Song Info

Genre

Rock • Punk

Charts

Peak #406

Peak in subgenre #31

Author

Bret Walker

Rights

2003

Uploaded

November 28, 2003

Track Files

MP3

MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Story behind the song

I wrote this song while at work, the lyrics are mostly meaningless, but it's a fun song to get up and get moving to.

Lyrics

I'm carrying Mrs. Butterworth by the head
 That's what I said
  By the head
I'm lifting myself up by putting you down
 Don't mess around
  I'll put you down

     	If you don't know what I'm talking about then I feel sorry for you
     	And if you do know what I'm saying, could you explain it to me too?

I'm urinating in your backyard pool
 I know it's not cool
  I'm such a tool
I farted on the elevator, then jumped out
 Scream and shout
  When they found out

     	If you don't know what I'm talking about then I feel sorry for you
	And if you do know what I'm saying, could you explain it to me too?

{Guitar Break}

Fantasy makes sex better for me
 But what about she?
  Ask her, not me.
I'm playing ball but I don't move for the cars
 They won't get far
  From where they are

	If you don't know what I'm talking about then I feel sorry for you
	And if you do know what I'm saying, could you explain it to me too?

I'll stop singing this song as soon as it's done
 But it's no fun
  Coz now it's done

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