The original "Kosher Cowboy" was so well received that I wanted to write a new one.
Lyrics
The kosher cowboy rides again
Don't eat the same as the other men
Though he's a cowboy through and through
He's very proud to be a Jew
He's happy in his boots and jeans
Won't eat no cheeseburger, no pork 'n' beans
From eating traif he will refrain
The kosher cowboy rides again
He loves chopped liver with schmaltz of course
He even feeds it to his horse
He loves brisket and corned beef too
When they are cooked on the barbecue
The other cowboys think it's mighty strange
When he eats gefilte fish out on the range
Gefilte fish with a shmear of chrain
The kosher cowboy rides again
Yes, the kosher cowboy rides again
Had a frontier Pidyon Ha-ben
He's very proud to be a Jew
Though he's a cowboy through and through
Ain't no one better to be your friend
A helping hand he'll always lend
He doesn't follow. He sets the trend
The kosher cowboy rides again
Lou, "I think this song too...Has got potential... To become a big hit through and through"