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Old White Knuckle Brigade (Acoustic)
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One for the W@^&£Rs. You know what they really want.
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acoustic folk rock
Dave Stannard plays the acoustic guitar and sings, by himself, all on his own. While he sings and plays, he also dances around a lot and is good fun to watch. He calls this "a performance"; most people agree. His songs are actually written by him, and not others, usually. Sometimes the songs turn out quite catchy and people sing them in the bath or play them on local radio shows.
Song Info
Charts
Peak #1,151
Peak in subgenre #91
Author
Dave Stannard
Rights
Dave Stannard, 2008
Uploaded
December 14, 2008
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.5 MB 96 kbps 5:03
Story behind the song
On old friend (Matt Palmer where are you?) and I invented the meme of the OWKB after watching some classic "pulling patter" in a Southend club. The Members are sly silver-tongued b'stards who only wanted to briefly invade the underwear of the opposite sex. We were probably just jealous.
Lyrics
Kevin’s such a nice boy His gran thinks he’s a dream But he loves and leaves the ladies Fast getaway in the XR3 A word of advice here girls, he’s a member Paul says he works hard in the city Tap, tapping away on a terminal If you think insurance is pretty You should see the size of his overdraft A word of advice here girls, he’s a member Observations of the old white knuckle brigade As they take on a holy war, a male crusade To talk the girls into the backs of their cars Hey lads do you think you’ve gone too far This time I’m not the one to spread malicious rumors But please please listen to me for a while I’ve never seen Simon really do much He’s too busy pulling the wool over your eyes A word of advice here girls, he’s a member If you’re running around with your new-wave man And he treats you like just another stimulant Pulls you like a Fosters can A beer doesn’t mind if you have another beer A word of advice here girls, he’s a member Hold on just a minute mister Hold on just a minute mister Hold on just a minute mister Hold on tight There’s one last thing I want to tell you all ‘cos I’m the observer All you nice young gentlemen Watch out, the ladies do it too A word of advice here, everybody’s a member Membership’s free at the old white knuckle brigade Running free, we’re the old white knuckle brigade Obligatory, for a member of the human race Everybody went too far tonight
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