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Cock Star
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A Parody of Nickelback's 'Rock Star'
funny comedy david writer written parody dave ho fake weird al weird al yankovic wierd al wierd al yankovic
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #21
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
David
Rights
2008
Uploaded
December 12, 2008
Track Files
MP3
MP3 9.7 MB • 320 kbps • 4:13
Story behind the song
Not much to describe this heavily parodied song, here's my spin on it though. . .all step up to meet the Cock Star!
Lyrics
She's done with laying these eggs That will sure be eaten They think that she lays them with ease so for lunch they are beaten This farm turns a profit, but that is because of her (Think I'm gonna vault) I wanna be a pet to someone like Brad Pitt and to KFC I'd like to have revenge and an incubator that will help me live - oh please (We'd love to leave) I'll need a wacky kid that don't eat chicken so he'll ask his mom, "can we keep her" dammit Gonna sit up at a table and put some Ramen into my beak (Free Me, Quickly) Don't want no Popeye's please and I won't peck the car No jars of 'tatos from Hooter's bar A bed made of something other than hay is sweet! (So c'mon help me do it) I'm gonna leave this live and gather some change I'll take a county bus and dress up strange Because I just wanna be a big Cock Star Live in mansion houses, never served at bars The food's served to me and I'm always clean They'll never eat me cause they don't eat meat and we'll eat bird feed that' above the par In my dreams I can only get so far Every patient chickens gonna bolt from here Every single rooster with the wild red hair well. . hey hey I wanna be a Cock Star hey hey I wanna be a Cock Star I'm not tryna be selfish or be a hassle I'm mentally scarred and this barn life gets old I wish that I could laugh and live closer to what'd be called free (I'll live in Costa Rica, ha ha) It's either flee here fast or I'll count my blessings Life is short for me Soon my life is passing Gonna spend my golden years just running to protect my beak (for the last time, help me do it) I'm asking for your help, it's not that strange I'll even poop outside, and I'll be tame Because I just wanna be a Big Cock Star Never served in boxes and play in your yard This world gets heavy When you live like me My boss will eat me If I don't lay these and I'm sick of all these spoiled dogs Get left cold hard G's by dead movie stars Every bird is dreaming how do we get there? Like those evil cats With tiger like stares We'll hide out shortly after noon The boss is acting scary, and soon our lives are through We'll get through this you see And then we'll be wild Every night we'll be searching for your big smile well Hey Hey I wanna be a Cock Star Gonna leave that barn and I'll hop the fences Gonna leave them pigs and their nasty stenches Get free tonight, oh it won't take too long Let's get out 'fore the light, so farmers don't come along Well I just wanna be a big Cock Star Live my life with humans That don't mean no harm The food comes easy Put right in my beak It may sound funny but it's what I need and I promise not to harm the car I won't lay my eggs on your son's guitar Every half wit chicken's getting out of here Well the ones who stay we'll be served next year if we stay here we will all be doomed We won't keep you up all evening and we all thank you We've been through many things Live's have been hostile Every day another brother cooked in a different style Well Hey Hey I Wanna be a Cock Star Hey Hey I Wanna be a Cock Star
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