Lyrics
Lead Vocals: David Heline Jr. & Steven Heline
Wake up,
Yeah let's go,
Fake, fake,
My girl these days has got me so annoyed, so annoyed,
She sleeps all day, affection becomes void,
So now I'm pondering ways to spice up our life, up our life,
Try out a sex toy shop,
(Been there, done that),
Well then let her get on top,
(No she's too fat),
Now if she just moves an inch, that proves that she's alive,
And if she starts to drool and snore, you should attempt to revive,
And if you can't climax, don't fret, relax,
Come on fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
I moan and groan, but she can't take the hint, the hint,
She's more concerned with the smell of her clint,
And now I'm thinking up ways to try suicide, suicide,
Come on it can't be that bad,
(Well you can have her),
The best that you've ever had,
(Like a cadaver),
Now if she just moves an inch, that proves that she's alive,
And if she starts to drool and snore, you should attempt to revive,
And if you can't climax, don't fret, relax,
Come on fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
I've tried everything, but nothing works to my chagrin,
I can tell you go and find one who is not a mannequin,
I love this girl but sometimes she can be a rube,
One suggestion I have is that you try flavored lube,
Now if she just moves an inch, that proves that she's alive,
And if she starts to drool and snore, you should attempt to revive,
And if you can't climax, don't fret, relax,
Come on fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it,
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake it...
