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Lyrics
i woke up one mornin' and i had to use the loo
but unlike most mornins this time is was #2
well it wasn't goin' well but i made it through
oh i've poisoned by my food
so i hopped in the shower to get ready for work
but my face got all flush and it hit me in a rush
i faint and i fall and try to stand and repeat it all
no i can't get out of the bath tub
i'm battered and bruised the wife called the ambulance crew
take me out on a stretcher to go to the emergency room
all in front of my neighbors and school kids, too
why did i eat that food
