A new 2008 re-do of a song I wrote in the mid 90's poking some fun at Darwinism. The lyrics to verse one is not original with me. I do not know where it came from. I did write the rest though.
Lyrics
They said I was a tadpole when I began
Then I was a frog with my tail tucked in
I grew to be a monkey swingin' from a tree
Now they wanna give me a Phd.
But don't... make a monkey outta me
Don't make a monkey outta me
Don't make a monkey outta me
Cause I got no faith in your magical soup
And I think your big bang is a dud
Don't make a monkey outta me
Don't make a monkey outta me
Cause I'd rather believe in the prophets than in Darwin
And you know you can't have it both ways
When I was a child I heard a fairy tale
A princess kissed a frog and it became a human male
Then I got to science class I heard the same rhymn
They said it really happened but it took a little time
But don't... make a monkey outta me
