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A song about the most annoying person on the face of the earth.
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Acoustic Comedy for the soul.
This is Three Crazy Pigs. The band with the same lineup as but with acoustic comedy stuff. We are Cody (Goregrinder Pastryeater), Mark (Lord Minion), and Zak (Necro Candlestick Maker). There is no similarity between this band and N3kr0 Vikings, except the people. Also see , Minion's solo band. Recently, after a perusal of Cody's hard drive, I found a ton of great materials that were never released and were left to rot in the dark. Why, though? That's what I asked myself. Then I figured, why not release them? That is why Stuff From The Vault, an incredible two-disc compilation of unreleased Three Crazy Pigs B-sides, rarities, outtakes, and other random crap, is now available! Stuff From The Vault contains EVERY single scrap of available Three Crazy Pigs material left over after the Face Pump EP, and it sure does kick. There's over two and a half hours of music here! There's unreleased songs, outtakes, and a whole heaping helping of stuff. And working with Three Crazy Pigs on this compilation is none other than Cody, who has rejoined the band! Anyway, that sounded like an infomercial. But, this set really does kick huge amounts of ass. I mean, one song was so huge it needed it's own disc! AND, we managed to locate Bill Cosby In C Huxtable Major! Anyway, you can download the whole thing from us (see our N3kr0 Vikings page to see our Soulseek names). Now, Three Crazy Pigs are not technically active anymore just because Cody helped with Stuff From The Vault, but, we aren't technically disbanded anymore either. Keepchecking for the latest low-quality humor straight from Three Crazy Pigs. -Mark
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #72
Peak in subgenre #18
Author
Mecha
Uploaded
November 16, 2003
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MP3 7.7 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
This song is about a kid we know named Charlie. He's really annoying and always maeks parodies of songs. Interestingly enough, Charlie himself translated the lyrics (albeit somewhat badly) and gave them to us!
Lyrics
*Song lyrics translated by Charlie, and heavily edited and corrected by Mark* I know a boy named Charlie He’s really slow in the head He always says he wants to be funny But he doesn't know what to say He's always writing songs, he doesn't rhyme He says words that don’t make any sense And he always wants to know if it’s funny And then he'll probably say (Would you be laughing if you saw that!!??) He’ll also say things like (Is That Funny???) One time he came to my house and we played Sega Saturn He was skateboarding and he hit his head on my mailbox We drove him home and he showed me his Intelivision 2 He then told me about his computer, he said it was as slow as an emu He then told me after I left That he drew on the street With some chalk in the street He wrote ("Drew Is A Poser!") He wrote it by Drew's House And Drew got mad One time Charlie told me him and Drew fight And he said ("Hey Zak!! One time I fought Drew and I punched him in the face, it was funny, his dad was laughing) ("Would you be laughing if you saw that!?) And I said Ahahahahahahaha! And he said ("Say You Got pwned, That sounds like something black person would say!") ("Pwned, Say You Got pwned!") So I said you got pwned And he laughed uncontrollably And one time I was eatin’ a fudge round And this girl called me a fat gorilla And he laughed for the next five minutes And I laughed because it was so funny that he was laughing Ahahahahahahahaha! This is the sad part of the song On the FCAT Writing Charlie got a 2.5!!! And that means he’s probably not going to pass the 8th grade But he’s in the ESE classes, so they might make an exception His mom told my mom that next year He's going to be in regular classes But he told me that he has to take Reading Strategies He's also signed up for the ROTC And I think when he goes into the ROTC Everyone's gonna go TEE-HEE!!!!! And then he'd be laughing and probably say something like ("Would you be laughing if you saw that!!!!???) ("Is that funny?) He also writes a lot of songs Most of them are parodies and they don't rhyme Some of them are like Smells Like Bad Lyrics version 2 Version 1 sucked, version 2 blew Some of his songs are originals And some of them are quite good He has one called “Dead”, and it's really cool It goes like this... "Today I’m dead, tomorrow I’m dead Yesterday I’m dead, today I’m dead Last week I’m dead, yesterday I’m dead And tomorrow I’m alive!" And then there’s this kid named Sky And he's really really pale And he always asks me if I have Medal of Honor And if I’m Ever gonna go on Warcraft 3 and play with him And I say I’m going to, but then I never do And I played him in StarCraft, and he really blew And one time me and this kid were playing in StarCraft And he blew himself up because we were the best Sky's always being mean to... Wait! Wait! I didn’t mean to do that! *laughs* Charlie's always being mean to Sky He almost poked him in the eye He’s always telling Sky to shut up and asking him if he knows what sperm is Sometimes he asks him if he knows what sperm is But Sky just says ("Is it a vegetable??) One time Charlie was really mad He told Sky to talk to the hand Followed by a Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!!!!!! Then he was laughing and he was really mad Except he was laughing so it must have been funny And I was laughing too Sometimes Charlie goes up to Randy and says… ("Chickens in space!!!!!!!!!) Sometimes he says he's gonna write a song But he never does He says he'll write a song about chickens in space But I doubt he ever will Sometimes he’ll amaze us all and write a song One time he wrote about... ("An underground river full of rocks!”) This is the end of my song I’d really like to sing more But I’ve got nothing to say And this riff is getting really old
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