A story about a scrub with nothing to offer, but he has a special way of making you feel like a lady.
Hi I'm Chad and this is my music. Dig it...
Story behind the song
I just wanted to write a comedy number in the Nu Soul genre. I love the talk box too. I also like lush productions with lots of vocals. I did 9 vocal parts and 3 talk-box tracks.
Lyrics
Coming home late again from working overtime
Yeah I been just chillin’ but I got you on my mind.
Though I may not be employed and I ain’t lookin’ hard
I damn sure have a job and it’s touching your heart
Let me take your coat – wait, I’ll light some candles now
Let me rub those feet while you take in the sound –
- of my voice as I invite you on this day
If you’d like to come with me on a holiday.
Chorus
Do you remember the time we fell in love?
Don’t want to remember when push came to shove
I want to remember the smile upon your face
When I took you on a (freaky) vagina holiday
Girl get up on my face and settle down
‘bout to make love to your ears with my funky sound
Just forget about the time I had to put my hands on you
Because our ship is sailing now on a vagina cruise.
Take off your skirt, your shirt, and shoes and panty hoes
I’m about to get pissed because of all these clothes.
Hey now girl you look good enough to drink
Won’t ya suck on my Altoid – so your breath don’t stink.
Chorus
Do you remember the time we fell in love?
Don’t want to remember when push came to shove
I want to remember the smile upon your face
When I took you on a (freaky) vagina holiday
Bridge
Gonna take you to the south of France
Gonna get you in your under pants
Just give me another second chance
To make amends to you – (and make your coochy dance!)
Chorus
When I took you on a (freaky) vagina holiday
