I've Had Enough of Your Shtick Babe
This one as a write had mixed reviews, well I recorded it anyway because I like it and some of my fans wanted to hear it done, so here is my parody of Barry White's 'Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe'
A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
Story behind the song
This parody of "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe" was a fun write, and I felt a very funny song among my collection, some thought it was one of my lesser works. I did have to reformat a few lines because the track I was able to get rights for wasn't 100% to TOS, BUT I felt it then, and I feel it know, this song was underrated. RIP Barry White, and to my fans who saw that this song was better than the flack it was getting. . .thank you, here's your proof!
Lyrics
I wish you'd just stay away
Too much of your crap is not good for me baby
yeah, and you know about it
As many times as you've thrown glass, and punched doors, and used bats
I think I've had quite enough
Way too damn much babe
I've had way too much
Ooo--woah, babe
My soon ex-wife
I've had enough of your sthick babe
World, she pokes my eyes and made me cry
I've so sick of your sthick babe
(turns to friends)
Oh she blew up my old car too
She ate my cat last night
She drank my beers and lost her lunch
All over my work ties
That sick ol' babe
Honey
Please change your ways
Don't chew on my shoes
Now what's the deal
Drank my Champagne too
What is that on your lips
Is that two shades or three
Who else did you kiss
and why's it smell like feet
Hon, please just go
Get gone from here
I've been short changed
You're so rude
You sold my games
You said that they were yours too
You evil wife
I wanna tear your hair out babe
Girl, why won't you, why won't you, please not the blinds
Lit them up with the ash tray
Oh no babe
Now she's peeing on my big t.v.
and stepped right through the stand
Oh and then she ordered lots of weed
From some dude named Sam
Oh hell, babe
Catch the next train
This time I'm for real
I hate you so much
This is not a thrill, chill
Got away from you
but no not this time
Ran a car into
The tracks, we went off line
I get this sickening feelin'
I'll die in here
but then you came
No not you!
I scream in pain
I'd rather die it's true
You Evil Wife
Please don't break my legs now babe
OH, Get off my thigh, get off my thigh, get off my thigh
Can't you see I'm bleeding babe
Oh my evil wife
Can't take no more ah this pain babe
Please just give me, just give me, just give me ice
I've had enough of your sthick babe
Why oh why
Can't you let go of me now babe
