In The Beginning, There Was Night, A Night Without Light, But Behold Something Bright, Something Bright To Light The Night, And It Was Bright In The Night And All Was Right, As The Shining Light Lit The Night So Bright That Splaigen Was Born. And It Was Good... - Disclaimer(s) - We Don't Consider Splaigen To Be Adult Material, We Consider It To Be Childish Fun, However, Many Would Disagree... Therefore We Recommend That You Be 18 Years Old or More, And Have A Sense Of Humour, Any Problem You Have With Our Lyrics Is Your Own, Not Ours, Don't Come Crying To Us Because You Can't Laugh At Life. All Of It. We are comedic commentators of society and the human condition, any problems you have with our music, therefore, is your own problem created by yourself and inflicted upon you, by you, so don't come knocking on our doors if you can't appreciate the humour in life. Don't like it? Don't Listen. Please be advised our lyrics are generally of an adult nature - please click away if you know you shouldn't be listening - We are not responsible for your actions or opinions. Our Definition Is This: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splaigen