I'm Like ft. Astronogification
my boy Ryan (Astro) came over and recorded this with me. beat by sean divine - soundclick.com/seandivne. Enjoy, sluts!
Story behind the song
everything was based on true events. yes they have been fed recently
Lyrics
verse 1
just another night here we are
again just wondering what to do or should i say who
it seems to start off so right then go so wrong
wind up doing stupid shit which seems smart
at the time but when i replay it in my mind i find
its kinda a little bit stupid how do get my self in these situation
like when i made out with that mental patient
look i'm just being me
doing what i do what is it to you
verse 2
i so pulled up to the club, lookin so icey
hopped out of the car, got struck by lightening
..yeah I got bad luck, its no joke
i got lung cancer and i dont even smoke
im so broke man its not even funny
i walk to park and bums offer me money
plus i get rejected whenever I'm mackin
i go to strip clubs and cant get any action
which is pretty sad because im a generous tipper
i be chillin in the back chuckin pennies at strippers
*chuck it* -- one hit her in the face
*gets hit* -- tried to spray me with mase
fuck that, ran back and hopped out the window
but it didnt even break, cuz it wasnt a window
oh well a little brain trauma wont hurt
just ask my pal ryan, "whaddd u shay??" he's had worse
verse 3
I go to dennys for dinner and olive gardern for breakfast
when i put panties on my dog tells me im sexisti'
who woud expect this how could i act so rect less
all my girlfriends are special ed cause its easier to get em' in bed
i keep them all in my backyard shed i havent fed them in awhile and thats problem cause
they could be dead oh hell oh well i'll just febreez the smell
