Your Cheatin' Liberal Heart
Dedicated to a Senator who cheated on his wife while she had cancer. Obviously, he's a great American.
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
Story behind the song
The Senator in question was a candidate for President in the early Democratic primaries. His candidacy changed the outcome of the race. When I found out he cheated on his wife while she had cancer and then lied about it, while he was still running, the parody virtually wrote itself.
Lyrics
Your Cheatin’ Liberal Heart
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
Your cheatin’ heart,
Told you to chance her.
You had a fling,
Your wife had cancer.
Now you’re just a liar.
And quite a faker,
You were cheatin’ with,
A bad filmmaker.
Your teeth are so white.
You had your dentist bond ‘em.
You say the kid isn’t yours,
You used a condom.
It’s been done before,
You’re not the first.
But the way that you lied,
Makes you the worst.
Claim that you’re coming clean,
Since you were caught red-handed.
If there were still scarlet letters,
You would sure be branded.
(Inst. Solo)
Your cheatin’ heart,
Did tell on you.
So did the Enquirer,
Your career is through.
The New York Times didn’t care,
They gave you a pass.
Your cheatin heart,
Made you quite an ass.
The kid isn’t yours,
Or so you say.
Why won’t her mother,
Test her DNA?
Did you pay a bribe,
So she wouldn’t tell?
Your cheatin’ heart,
Should send you to hell.
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