The studio lights are off
The world is saved
This e eighty five
Kept us from the grave
But stay on guard
And be vigilant
Your future depends
On your dollars spent
That’s right, kids
Each item bought
Contributes one tenth
Of a cent to this cause
Strap blindfolds of green
Tight ‘round your head
Cash out now
Or you’ll wind up dead
Lest we forget
All those other ills
They too can be fixed
With dollar bills
But we’ll ignore
‘Til they too get hype
This meaningless gesture’s
Enough for tonight
