Look how he shines, a beacon to all
The future tyrant, of the shopping mall
His phone on speaker, he’s screaming out deals
Or abusing his wife, I didn’t get a feel
But it’s all the same for our Captain
He sure knows how to make it happen
He goes on and he goes on
And he goes on and he goes on
Might as well wear a Styrofoam crown
It’s that artificial permanence that’ll bring him down
But this is no god damn morality play
In real life you know the villain gets away
And it’s all a game for our Captain
Even though I know it shouldn’t happen
He goes on and he goes on
And he goes on and he goes on
Accountability is a four letter word
“Can’t blame me if you’re sinking on that fjord”
Well, mother fucker, I see right through
The beer glass, bong hit, Urkel that makes up you
And it’s a fucking shame, for our Captain
Couldn’t make me make it happen
He goes on and he goes on
And he goes on and he goes on
[Dual outro]
But it’s all the same for our Captain
He sure knows how to make it happen
And it’s all a game for our Captain
Even though I know it shouldn’t happen
And it’s a fucking shame, for our Captain
Couldn’t make me make it happen
But it’s all the same for our Captain
He sure knows how to make it happen
And it’s all a game for our Captain
Even though I know it shouldn’t happen
And it’s a fucking shame, for our Captain
Couldn’t make me make it happen
Finance my faulty station
Finance no regulation
Finance my recreation
Finance your subjugation
Finance my preservation
Finance your domination
Finance my faulty station
Finance no regulation
Finance my recreation
Finance your subjugation
Finance my preservation
Finance your domination
