I scribbled the chorus and the first two verses down during school when I was bored, and I was thinking about what exactly it means when people say "straight gangsta." It makes no sense. I decided a "strait gangsta" would be better. This song has been in the works for six months or so, even though the first three of the four parts were written in fifteen minutes. Suffice it to say I'm glad I'm finally finished.
Lyrics
chorus: strait gangsta ridin down the bering
aint a wanksta but im so daring
so damn fast im walkin on water
yo i can kick some ass on the strait of gibraltar
im a strait gangsta and i dont stop rappin
even when i get all dire cuz that is when youre crapping
in your pants dont even try to give me a glance
cuz you know i am a felon of the magellan
and i tell you those strait rollin honeys are great
cuz they just wanna mate impossible to placate
it must be my fate cuz they proliferate
fine women all find themselves drawn to the strait
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i roll with my homies down the strait
and then i turn around and do it again
ocean sailors they all turn to sharkbait
i was on the strait last night man where you been
from the strait of florida all the way to the west side
my side of the strait is always the best side
screw the open sea i dont even get near it all
cuz im a strait gangsta yeah let me hear it yall
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you know theres the palk strait between india and sri lanka
book me a trip out there and ill have to say danke
looks like a good place for me to capitalize on
the best damn piece of strait estate that i could lay my eyes on
but im strayin from the message that this song is about
if you havent ever been on a strait youre missin out
theres a whole lotta water beggin to be explored
and with a fella like me the straits cant be ignored
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