Solo songwriter/guitarist.
Lyrics
[4/4, very sleazy and burlesque-ish]
ELECTRONIC LOVE
--J. Wrabek
1.
Five foot two--five hundred pounds--
You'd never know it from my avatar;
I got a virtual body designed for love,
And a big black hole where the morals are.
CHORUS:
Electronic love--electronic love--
Aren't you glad your search engine spotted me?
My only limit is your credit card,
And I got no connection to reality.
2.
We can chat all night--it's daytime here in India--
And the union doesn't care, 'cause I get overtime;
We can talk about the things we'd do if we could be together
And I looked like that photoshop you saw online.
CHORUS:
Electronic love--electronic love--
Aren't you glad your search engine spotted me?
My only limit is your credit card,
And I got no connection to reality.
3.
For a few dollars more, I'll demonstrate the Kama Sutra,
Including some positions real people can't do;
You'll never get diseases from our personal relations,
And I can be whatever sex you want me to.
CHORUS:
Electronic love--electronic love--
Aren't you glad your search engine spotted me?
My only limit is your credit card,
And I got no connection to reality.
4.
I think about you--you're prob'ly old and hairy,
And we're as close to intimate as you'll ever get;
Let me help you make me your favorite obsession,
Your homepage love nest on the Internet.
CHORUS:
Electronic love--electronic love--
Aren't you glad your search engine spotted me?
My only limit is your credit card,
And I got no connection to reality.
And I got no connection to reality.
(c)2008 J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd. All the usual rights reserved just in case.
Hi Joe I liked your harmonies on this song Kinda like Dial 1-800- Lover except on the net (Lol) Vonee