Inspired by the three "major" presidential candidates who seem to care more about getting elected than the fact that rising gas prices will soon crush our economy.
Lyrics
Can’t Afford to Drive My Car
A Parody of Drive My Car by the Beatles
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
Asked the candidates about gasoline.
I said it cost too much, the price is obscene.
I fill my tank and it makes my blood boil.
And the candidates keep taking money from big oil.
Can’t afford to drive my car.
Costs too much to go that far.
The candidates are so bizarre.
They think that we’re stupid.
Obama says we have Congress to blame.
Suspend federal tax, say Hillary and McCain
All three want us to use ethanol.
Make the price of corn of corn so high, the economy will stall.
Can’t afford to drive my car.
Costs too much to go that far.
The candidates are so bizarre.
They think that we’re stupid.
Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re screwed!
Can’t afford to drive my car.
Costs too much to go that far.
The candidates are so bizarre.
They think that we’re stupid.
The candidates should start right away.
Drop the price of gas before the end of the day.
They’re too busy with the campaign.
And they’re so rich; they don’t ever have to complain.
Can’t afford to drive my car.
Costs too much to go that far.
The candidates are so bizarre.
They think that we’re stupid.
Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re screwed!
Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re screwed!
Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re screwed!
Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re screwed!
