got all f***ed up jus to write it
gertrude property
just a few kids from the hood
gertrude property reprisentin bfl
Story behind the song
dumb sh**
Lyrics
VERSE 1
walkin down the street one day lookin up
n a space craft grabbed me liek wut the f***
take me to ur dealer i aint into wolrd leaders
bun me a blunt dont burn the rugs with the heater
i shrugged it off n braught him to bowmans place
now i dont need to zone off ta go into space
got my green buddies smokin green n they love me
cuz the chronic weed is so green that im busting
smokin like chong when im blazin it up
if u dont like my song change the station u f***
gettin all baked lookin for bigfoot in the woods
wit an anal probe ready to probe that beast real good
i come in peace just need a piece of u
to prove u exist n make some g's of u
thats when he lashed out, thought i was a goner
but to my rescue came the lock ness monster
CHORUS
iuno wats goin on, place ur bets
out of this world, im a space cadet
iuno wats goin on, ima air head
floatin in the sky out this world i said
VERSE 2
from the sasquatch to giant squids
el chupacabra n the aliens
we all boys we roll togeather deployed
n when we togeather we'll sever distroy
dismember n kill
when we on the mic, you'll remember our skill
for days at a time
ya im a lil high
y u think im even sprayin this rhyme
im insane n its time
to commit me to the jacket
wait never mind jus rewind the track
wut u mean u cant just back it up
try it again, ima attack u bud
backin in a corner all like "doug u scary"
ill cut u up like my name was bloody mary
if u dont belive me just say it in the mirror
wat u a pussy? time to chase ur fear here
VERSE 3
iuno where i am, the vortex sucked me in
how do i get home, where do i begin
i feel im all alone in the blackness of space
grey aliens around just attackin my face
im the only one of my race for miles away
light years from home, alone in dismay
so i hijack a flyin saucer
the damn aliens called intersteller crime stoppers
so i was dogin the beams as they stalkin at me
robbed a big b on my way home from pluto
lil did i kno the foreign clerk new some judo
he gave me a chop n threw me out inta space
looped around a planet, but i signeled just incase
them damn coppers wont stop givin chase
but i made it to earth n complained jurisdiction
they went back to mars to the consolet b*** in
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