Always Look on the Right Side of Fox News
A 'fair and balanced' look at TV news coverge.
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
Story behind the song
Inspired by the TN News coverage of the current presidential primaries.
Lyrics
Always Look on the Right Side of Fox News
A Parody of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Eric Idle
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
Some newscasters are bad,
They really make you mad.
Some reporters truly are a joke.
When newscasts gets you down,
Don’t cry, or sob or frown.
There’s a channel for us common folk. (sort of)
Always look on the right side of Fox News.
Always look on the right side of Fox News.
The Liberals are bad,
They all make Jesus sad.
Conservatives can make your dreams come true.
Fox News shows the way,
Each and every day.
Fair and balanced and they tell us what to do.
Always look on the right side of Fox News.
Always look on the right side of Fox News.
Sometimes they bend the truth,
Sometimes act uncouth.
Sometimes they’ve been caught in outright lies.
They’re trying to infect us,
Pretending to protect us.
They’ll stay the same ‘til Rupert Murdoch dies.
So, always look on the right side of Fox News.
So far right they scare out of my socks.
It’s Conservative insanity,
O’Reilly, Hume and Hannity.
They report and tell you how to think.
CNN is leftist spittle,
There’s no one in the middle.
The TV news will drive us all to drink.
So, always look on the right side of Fox News.
So far right they scare out of my socks.
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