Lyrics
1,2,3,4 open up the door
See just what these idle hands are for
5,6,7,8 take your time but don't be late
You won't make work on time at this rate
9,10,11,12 vacuum up and dust the shelves
There's company coming and you want them to enjoy themselves
You are my favourite paying customer
You could have left but you chose to stay
You are my favourite paying customer
And I won't see you get away
13,14,15,16
Take out your favourite trashy magazine
17,18,19,20
When I clap you'll leave and forget you ever saw me
21 through 8760
Come back again when you start to miss me
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,
40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,
60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79,
80,81,82,83,84,85,86,87,88,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99,100
