I was reading about lobotomies and the idea for a commericial just came to me.
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Nagging emotional problems?
A personality disorder?
No worry… help is here.
The Lobotomobile performs
Transorbital deconstruction of the prefrontal cortex
Using barbaric aseptic techniques and an ice pick.
In about 10 minutes, all of your problems will be gone… FOREVER.
You will be rendered into a vegetable-like existence,
Happily staring at walls for hours on end.
Call now for our 2-for-1 special.
