Lyrics
Have you heard about the story
of the man who stole his glory
from a pawn shop?
He stole across the borders
and started making orders
to the desperate
And he healed the lame, the blind, the mute
but there is still some dispute
over royalties
He escaped in his armored cavalcade
and made off with the little money they made
He was smiling. He was a God-send
He traveled long and he traveled wide
with God the groom and he the bride
in luxury.
Only the best
When he spoke the sweat poured down
from his silver hair to the holy ground
And they listened.
Very attentively
For he learned his trade from the very best
The snake oil merchants in their leather vests
and crocodile shoes
