Beerdrops Are Falling

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Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy

Charts

Peak #93

Peak in subgenre #42

Author

Rights

03/05

Uploaded

February 24, 2008

Track Files

MP3

MP3 4.0 MB • 128 kbps • 4:22

Lyrics

I started my day off with a wee drop of gin
Then I thought 'What the hell, let the party begin'
It was quite the idea, at least at the time
The old bat wasn't home and, well, I didn't mind

Now the bars only open at....8, 9 or 10
And I was hoping to hell I'd be wasted by then
So I got the idea to get all my beer
Down on the corner at the old 'depaneer'

Refrain
Now beerdrops are falling all over me
It's 3 in the morning and I gotta pee
I can't walk a straight line and I don't see so well
If I ever get caught I'll go straight to hell

I arrived at my door with my arms full of beer
Then I dropped to my knees as I cried out in fear
The keys were inside laying there on the floor
Behind bullet-proof glass on the windows and doors

So I started to drink 'til I thought up a plan
'Cause I knew if I didn't I'd be a dead man
Now how could I face my soon widow-to-be
With a lame-ass excuse like 'I don't have the key

Now beerdrops are falling all over me
It's 4 in the morning and I still gotta pee
Drunk as a skunk and not thinking so well
If I ever get caught I'm going to hell

I was quite desperate so I ran at the door
Between you and me, I won't try that no more
That bullet-proof glass, they installed it quite well
Now I got a sore ass from right there were I fell

Now, maybe I had one too many to drink
But I lost track of counting 'cause I couldn't think
Now the bottles are empty, I still got no defense
And I don't dare to pee near that electric fence

Now beerdrops are falling all over me
It's 5 in the morning and I think that I peed
Still seeing stars from back there where I fell
If I ever get caught I'll go straight to hell

Yes, beerdrops are falling all over me
It's 6 in the morning and I know that I peed
The old bat is arriving so I don't feel so well
So to save her the trouble, I'm heading for hell

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