Proven Cure For Love

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Self-help song. FYI, here, a Depanneur is a convenience store where you can also buy beer. I mutilated the pronunciation to work with the song.

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The Real Cavemann

I'm neither a singer nor a musician. I am a songwriter looking for singers, bands or publishers in need of original material.

Just trying to sell my songs. Please forgive the count ins, none of the songs have been edited yet.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy

Charts

Peak #179

Peak in subgenre #67

Author

Rights

05/01/05

Uploaded

February 24, 2008

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 3:50

Story behind the song

One more reason to drink beer.

Lyrics

Ever since the garden, when Eve gave in to sin
Woman’s been the bane of man time and time again
They broke our hearts and crushed our souls throughout all history
So if you’re looking for relief, listen close to me
When you’re feeling down and out, you’re world’s coming apart
Even through the worst of it there’s reason to take heart
It’s courage in a bottle, a salve for jilted love
I’m sure there’s lots of you out there who know what I’m speaking of

    Refrain
    There’s nothing like a cold one to wash the blues away
    The more you drink, the more you see there’s no better way
    Those love songs on the radio know not what they speak of
    ‘Cause drinking beer’s the only tried and proven cure for love

The next time that your sweetheart breaks your heart in two
Grab a pen and paper and I’ll tell you what to do
Worry not, don’t shed a tear, help’s so near at hand
And the only thing you have to do is choose your favourite brand
I may not be a connoisseur but I know a thing or two
About drinking beer when in despair, I learned from loving you
So spread the news, one and all, there’s hope for men like us
But I’m sure there’s lots of you out there who know what I’m speaking of

                         {Refrain}

Even when the love remains, they’ll crush your spirit down
Domesticate, emasculate, you poor old hapless clown
But help’s around the corner at the good old 'depanneer'
And you can buy them by the dozens almost any time of year

                          {Refrain - twice}

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