Captain Howdy
(song written by Twisted Sister)
(maniacal laughter)
Oh it's so see you all inside my creepy little world
And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls
Make yourself comfortable my place is so divine
Don't you think I'm wonderful say yes you're on my mind
(chorus)
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Don't try to leave the doors are locked and only I have got the key
Forget the windows they're now shut and boarded up so you can't see
You'll love the light show aw I'm sure you'll think it's swell
When they go off you're welcome to my living hell
(chorus)
(bridge)
Aw come here my sweet
Let me help you with that
There that's better
I'm over joyed of all the games I'm playing here with you today
But I'm so sad the party's over and we can no longer play
You think you're going home to your own little bed
But that's impossible you can't sleep when you're dead
(chorus x2)
