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Evil Clauz! (feat. Mikey Blanco) -single mix
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The EVIL RADIO bi***'s Top Agent, Minister De Soul, has the power to turn SANTA CLAUS Evil!!
original electro funk 2007 dailydoseoffunk lawrencewise starcaserecordingcompany cosmic funk orchestra gotha delic evil clauz mikey blanco christmas funk novelty single evil santa minister de soul
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An Experimental Project (Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra), and a Loose Funky Jammer (OSMOSIS). 2 separate sides, the very same dude.
Hello. Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS is actually a One-Man Home Recording Project that has been my 'stress relief' (ha ha!), since about MAY, 1981. I'm from that first wave of DIY Cassette-Tapers ('analog'--and PROUD OF IT!). Hell, the majority of my material between '81 and '99 was done on the earliest large-model Casio Synthesizers (the MT-68, MT-400-V and MT-200), with a Yamaha thrown into the mix (on occasion). Recently, I've started posting my material on the web (after transfering it from cassette-tape to digital disc, and then to MP3---a very hard process, considering the AGE of some of the tapes). It was in these past 2 1/2 years on the web that I discovered that, despite the ridicule you're going to get, there IS an Audience for your music--no matter how different it is. I've been telling some of my friends and peers for years to NEVER get rid of ANY of their recordings, no matter how 'crappy' you were (of think you were), because having a 'Back Catalog' is a damn good thing. You MAY have been sitting on some GEMS, and not even know it. And, when I discovered that a 21-year-old jam I posted on MySpace recently ROCKED a lot of folks as far away as SCOTLAND and AFRICA (!), I felt pumped. It means that this was a 'dream' that came thru in the end.
Song Info
Genre
R&B Funk
Charts
Peak #36
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
L. Wise, J. Lilland/Mikey Blanco
Rights
2007-2009
Uploaded
October 25, 2024
Track Files
MP3
MP3 5.2 MB 320 kbps 2:15
Lossless
WAV 24.7 MB
Meta Data
Vocals
Male
Character
Energy
relaxed, cool
high-energy
Danceable
coffee-place
dancefloor
Positivity
dark, sad, angry
happy
Appeal
unique
radio-friendly
Story behind the song
In the ongoing storyline of THE DAILY DOSE OF FUNK vs. THE EVIL RADIO BITCH (and believe me, this is becoming a full-fledged Canon), there's a 'Super Villian' called Minister De Soul (a creation of GothaDelic himself, Jeff Lilland--good work bro!). His job is to keep The DDoF's TERRORIST (created by ME, 'natch!) from stopping the Evil Radio Bitch from taking over. Well, De Soul's evil influence is SO VAST, that even the great Saint Nick becomes evil. Of Course, The DAILY DOSE OF FUNK ain't having THAT! This song was whipped up really quick only 3 hours prior to this upload, using "BLASTED" by White Mike Productions (thanx dude; this is WHY Soundclick is the bomb--we collaborate as musicians-to-musicians!) as the backing track. It was a simple '3-verse' instrumental, so, the vocals and lyrics came easy. The same 'lyrics/idea' was meant for the Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra track "MERRY TWISTEDMAS!", but since that sounds just fine as an instrumental, I left it as such. As for GothaDelic, I used a sample of his MINISTER De SOUL 'speech' for the intro, threw in a lyric-bridge of my own, then went onto the poem. The result: My 3rd Holiday track of 2007, my 2nd as OSMOSIS, and the latest installment in this amazing storyline. To Be Continued......... _______________________________________________ ): About 2 months ago, I extended "EVIL CLAUZ" by close to 40 seconds (via some very smart editing), thereby creating this new 'Album-Legnth Version'. Don't fret--the 'Single' is still posted on a couple of other pages (www.MySpace.com/CosmicFunkOSMOSIS), but this will be the new bigger jam. (More 'Magnum', as it is--heh heh!) NEW UPDATE: (Sunday, March 8, 2009) Now a part of the new OSMOSIS MP3-Album, "AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT THE FUNK! (AND IT'S GOOD FOR YA')".
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