round 1 vs Shawn Phillips (Rappin' 4 Guap)
Round 1 of the Rappin' 4 Guap tournament by Guap Entertainment on www.LyricKings.com
A few battles/disses that I decided to throw up here... I'm new @ this so be gentle
I opened up this section to detail a few of the tracks/freestyles/disses (with local MC's) I've done so far... I'm pretty new to this so be gentle! :)
Lyrics
Yo... LyricKings.com... Guap Entertainment presents round 1, Andy Flange Vs... Ummm....
Who I got this round... Shawn Phillips (WHO??)
Shawn Phillips (WHO??) That's right I never even heard of you
So I ain't gotta be scared of a reputation
'Cos I'm bringing something you don't to this game, it's called INNOVATION
So it don't matter what you gotta say to me
It's plain to see, you're just another blatantly average emcee
Who pays scam artists to bump up his play count
Gets overzealous like he'd have it easy in the first round
Well I'm showing you this ain't the case, it's not open to debate
Mate, your lack of originality has sealed your fate
I can bet you're going to rip on my name, that shit is lame
I'm called Flange as I've always got pussy on the brain
But this guy claims he's better than everyone, what a fucking joke
Just listen for two minutes as I re-educate this bloke
Your lyrics are whack kid and if I were in your shoes
I'd no show this whole tournament 'cos you were born to lose
I bet you'd give your 'right eye' to have the talent I posess
Your myspace playlist is lame as fuck, give it a rest
You call yourself Prince Phillii, yo, that's silly son
You're inferior royalty, this is LyricKINGS.com
That's right you weak as hell, and as far as I can tell
This is a first round K.O. so somebody ring the bell
And you look like you're about 12, ain't no wonder you falling
As your pics in your profile make you look fucking apalling
And as for your girl, she looks like jail bait
Actually, I doubt she's your girl... more like your sister, eh mate?
See I noticed in most them pics you're looking kinda coy
Then I saw the one where you said you wanna "fuck Soulja Boy"
That proves you couldn't be any more of a blatant faggot
You aren't cut out for this game and you know you can't hack it
And I laughed hard when I saw you trying out a gangsta lean
Bitch I'm inclined to believe you're about as grimy as Mr Sheen
And this guy desperately needs the paper
I can tell from the reflection of his small house in those fake ass Aviators
Nah, fuck that... he ain't winning this, he ain't getting rich
He ain't seeing round 2, I'm a serve this bitch
I've never heard of a lothario coming out straight of Ontario
You're ruse is up, you're exposed, you're done... I'm sorry bro
You ain't a playa, so don't put up a front you silly twat
In this battle it's like an insect going against a silverback
I kill this track, you're about as worthless as your currency is
You Canadian piece of Moose shit, truth is you useless
You couldn't beat me with a hockey stick you fucking prick
I'm about to murder every one of those fuckers who swears they're sick!
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