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Winter Wonderland
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Ed Shepp's Winter Wonderland
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Experience the magical phenomenon called Ed Shepp.
As a failed entrepreneur, forensic psychic and outlaw fisherman, Ed Shepp has had copious experience with the creative process. Since his debut into the world in 1973, Ed Shepp has been literally stunning onlookers with his unique blend of intellectual wit, sugar-like refinement, otherworldly poeticness and stuffed animal collection. "I always felt like a tub of ice cream in a rare flavor that noone has ever tasted before," Ed Shepp explains. "Something like cherry and cheesecake and spices and glitter and that really good feeling you get in your mouth after eating Taco Bell or burping up some fish oil. Have you ever burped up fish oil? Very fragrant. Recommended. Tat." A complex cup of coffee, Ed Shepp always felt that the world deserved to glimpse inside his unique beingness. One way he chose to allow this glimpsation was through the medium of sound. "Sound helps us break our boundaries and learn our ABCs. I really think that if everyone just got hooked on phonics instead of fighting and compulsive eating, then we could finally build the perfect world. I feel that I am a messenger, a hummingbird if you will, helping to bring uplightenment through sound to our weary world. My poetry and experiments are like Polio vaccines for the world's Herpes. Pudding pops to ameliorate peoples' suffrage and usher in an age of love. An age of Ed Shepp!" I think you'll agree that Ed Shepp's art, as displayed in these pieces, is uplifting, decongesting, exonerating and pluparticiplating. Feel the miracle! Ed Shepp.
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Peak #115
Peak in subgenre #8
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Ed Shepp
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November 30, 2007
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MP3 3.7 MB 128 kbps 4:04
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Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, snow is glistening A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight Walking in a winter wonderland Gone away is the bluebird Here to stay is a new bird Who sings a love song as we go along Walking in a winter wonderland In the meadow we can build a snowman And pretend that he is Parson Brown He'll say, "Are you married?" We'll say, "No, man! But you can do the job when you're in town." Later on we'll conspire, As we beep by the fire, To face unafraid the plans that we made Walking in a winter wonderland The snow on the ground, all so sparkling white Reminds me--I really ought to call my dealer tonight But for now I'm chillaxing, Wondering what I should be aksing for for presents Making my list, what do I want the most? A magic flying turnip truck? A pet pumpkin ghost? Or maybe, possibly maybe What I want's not avaylbe for purchase I want to win, I want to be king! I want to be the top dog model in this freaky-tiki scene! So pay my bus fare, and I'll take you there Take you to my funkin' pumpkin land I want to sleaze, get grimy greasy! I want to dose the globe with Vitamin E-D-S-H-E-P-P! Go tell you mom to put on her thong And bump her booty into Ed Shepp Land In the meadow we can build a snowman And pretend that he is Foxy Brown We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman Until drunk Lindsay Lohan mows him down When it snows, ain't it thrilling! Though your nose gets a chilling We'll frolic and play the Ed Shepp way Walking in a winter wonderland Walking in a winter wonderland [Mom] You know, Ed? When we win the lottery, I hope it's not you who brings the family down. [Ed] Aww, thanks, Mom! Merry Christmas! And merry Christmas to you out there! When's the last time you called your mom, eh? Bitch. Rosebud was a sled, and Santa Claus is dead. I know I have a heavenly body; reach for the stars! Beep. Merry Christmas.
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