Capt Jackie was a pirate who suffered from severe piles.
He was cast adrift by his own mutinous crew and left for dead with only his pile ring for aid...
Lyrics
O Jackie sailed upon the wild sea
He was a Captain a Captain was he
He'd but one leg made of iron 'o
All plated in silver and inlaid with gold
Jackie sailed upon the wild sea
He was a Captain a Captain was he
He'd but one eye made of pearl so they say
Inlaid with a ruby that stared the wrong way
O Jackie sailed upon the wild sea
He was a Captain a Captain was he
He'd but one tooth inside his great head
And all he could eat was soft cheeses and bread
O Jackie sailed upon the cruel sea
He was a Pirate a Pirate was he
And all of his crew had the scurvy they say
And Jackie had piles that chaffed all day
O Jackie sailed upon the cruel sea
He was a Pirate a Pirate was he
He liked to toot on his chillum below
Down in his quarters where the crew couldn't go
Jackie sailed upon the rough sea
He was a Hippy a Hippy was he
The crew they did mutiny and then they did sing
Cast him away upon his pile ring
