Name: Dumbledore's Gay
Duration: 1 min 27 s
Channel: Phil Alexander
Description: "Dumbledore's Gay" is a song by Phil Alexander. A parody to 'Runaround Sue', all about JK Rowling's recent pointless announcement

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A parody to 'Runaround Sue', all about JK Rowling's recent pointless announcement

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Phil Alexander

Parody artist with a penchant for wit and wordplay

This isn't a band, it's just me... I write songs, usually parodies, and occasionally get the chance to record stuff. This seemed like a good sort of site to give people access to the recordings. I hope you like them: I like to think they're kind of funny

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy

Charts

Peak #16

Peak in subgenre #7

Author

Phil Alexander

Rights

Phil Alexander

Uploaded

October 30, 2007

Track Files

MP3

MP3 1.3 MB • 128 kbps • 1:27

Story behind the song

He's a 150-year-old wizard, who as far as all the HP stories are concerned is way beyond the point where he's copulating... so why bother saying "he's gay"?

Lyrics

Here's a story, sad: it's true
About the head of Hogwarts school
JK Rowling announced - to a cheer
She said.. Dumbledore is queer

Ah, don't understand why this news was a hit
'Cause to be honest, well, I don't give a shit
I mean, he never has sex anyway
so what's the point sayin' Dumbledore's gay?

His inclinations are none of our biz
I think of him as an asexual wiz
It isn't that I think it isn't OK
But I don't care if-a Dumbledore's gay

Just think: he hasn't gone
And hit on Harry or Ron
I mean, if he was straight
[Still] won't ask Hermi'ne for a date

But there's somebody at Hogwarts - can you guess who I mean?
Who is a-batting for the other-a team
It's obvious, if you think for a while
It's Malfoy.. but he's in denial

This you can count upon
That he fancies Harry and Ron
Picks up Crabbes and Goyles.. Surprise!
Draco... goes round with other guys

Unless you're into Dobby and a-playin' with your elf
Your sexuality, just keep to yourself
If I ever see her, I'll tell her: "JK,
WE DON'T CARE that-a Dumbledore's gay"