I went down to JTs car lot—I was looking for some wheels
I’d seen the signs all over town saying JTs got some deals
But when I looked around all up and down—didn’t see a thing he advertised
He said you shoulda called I sold it all and could I spot him a five…and I said
I’ve been around the block once or twice
Been screwed blued and tattooed
And I proudly attended Intercourse University
You know—good ol’ f*ck U
So I slid over to the Hogg House to lubricate my mind
I’d gotten used to hangin’ with Jack but something was different this time
It tasted a lot like water with a little dirt mixed in
I said barkeep that ain’t what I paid for and he just gave me a grin…and I said
I’ve been around the block once or twice
Been screwed blued and tattooed
And I proudly attended Intercourse University
You know—good ol’ f*ck U
About that time I noticed a sweetie sittin’ at the end of the bar
I said I’d take you back to my place but I don’t have a car
Well she took me home—we got it on—we had one helluva night
The next morning she said her name was Fred and she was really a guy…and I said
I’ve been around the block once or twice
Been screwed blued and tattooed
And I proudly attended Intercourse University
You know—good ol’ f*ck U
