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Prone to Gin, Naturally
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This is a Dee Range concoction, one of four of his songs I recorded a year or so ago.
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I do stand-up comedy, as well as parody. I often imitate the recording artists when I parody their music.
My name is Rick Cormier. I am a singer/songwriter/musician/comedian. I love music and its' power to move people. I enjoy making people laugh.
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Podcasts • Parody
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Peak #37
Peak in subgenre #7
Author
Rick Cormier
Uploaded
October 09, 2007
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MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 2:44
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This one pretty much speaks for itself.
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Prone to Gin, Naturally Performed by Rick Cormier Lyrics by Dee Range In a little dim-lit bar As I sit, drinking whiskey-laced sours I promised some girl I would not hurl Or pee on her neighbor’s flowers But the barkeep’s seen enough And cuts my ass off But it’s way too far, I can’t find my car Don’t you know it’s hard when you’re plastered I’m puking by the fence And the stench has people saying My God that punk is so damned drunk I can’t believe he’s standing I try to leave with grace But fall right on my face I’m prone again, drunkenly The drinking started yesterday I guzzle beer, fart and bray Drinking doubles too, just beer wouldn’t do As I went through all of my pay But my wife called on the phone And said to get my ass home So I paid my tab and I called a cab Cause it’s bad when she goes postal When she goes that route And she shouts, they hear in Jersey Then she hammers with both fists Seldom shows me mercy As I beg and plead The beating still proceeds I’m prone again, drunkenly It seems to me that there are more bones Broken by my girl when she’s offended Her hook is splendid She knows kung fu and tae chi too Heaving up all those beers And whatever else that appears I just covered my bride with Milwaukee’s pride And then headed for new frontiers But she’s shifty that I know Don’t matter just where I go I still understand, she will track her man And one morning I will awaken Waking up with dread that I’m dead just goes unspoken Despite discouragement from me Legs’ll be badly broken If I survive the day, I’ll drink the pain away I’m prone to sin, drunkenly I’m prone to gin, naturally
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