Lyrics
1-2-3-GO!
Plug it up, put it in, turn it on like,
Outer space is where I shoot my missiles all night,
Calling out for help from riflemen and snipers,
Who comes to save the world but one they call Vic Viper,
Kill the baddies get the power-ups and use them well,
The Bacterion are on a one way trip to hell,
I got speed, I got bombs, Got my shield too,
If you messin' with my planet I will blast you.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
I will blast you,
Plaster cast you,
Fly right past you,
Outer space is,
A giant vacuum.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
I am the fuckin' bomb,
So is this fuckin' song,
If you say no you're wrong,
Up here in outer space is where I belong,
I save Gradius, all the time, from Bacterion,
Max out my options, five lasers, will kill them dead.
Where you at bitch?
I got my gat bitch,
You smell like catfish.
Lord British blasting from the harrier ship,
I be gansta rollin an be drinkin my sip,
Flyin in the sky I got two options at my side,
Bacterions cringin when they look at my ride,
Got my missiles blastin I be blowin shit up,
I be swervin' cause there's purple stuff in my cup,
Shootin all my lasers till they're wicked red hot,
You know I love Bacterions.........NOT!
I save Gradius, all the time, from Bacterion,
Max out my options, five lasers, will kill them dead.
Mother fucker shoot the core,
Aiming deep like it's a whore,
Got my weapons fully charged,
Now my cock has turned rock hard,
Got a boner for some blastin,
Know Vic Viper's ever lastin',
Search the rough and find the diamond,
Burst the core like it's a hymen.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
I will blast you,
Plaster cast you,
Fly right past you,
Outer space is,
A giant vacuum.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
I am the fuckin' bomb,
So is this fuckin' song,
If you say no you're wrong,
Up here in outer space is where I belong,
I save Gradius, all the time, from Bacterion,
Max out my options, five lasers, will kill them dead.
