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A few battles/disses that I decided to throw up here... I'm new @ this so be gentle
I opened up this section to detail a few of the tracks/freestyles/disses (with local MC's) I've done so far... I'm pretty new to this so be gentle! :)
Song Info
Genre
Charts
#96,692 today
Peak #836
#1,872 in subgenre
Peak #14
Author
Andy 'Flange'/ToddHamburger
Rights
Andy 'Flange'/ToddHamburger
Uploaded
September 08, 2007
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 2:43
Story behind the song
Halfbreed & Wyte Myke have no clue when they're outperformed, outclassed and more importantly buried by another emcee and yet they still diss them as if they are some kind of career enders! It annoys the hell out of me!
Lyrics
First off I wasn't prompted, I simply got bored
Of hearing your shit on soundclick so I'm here on my own accord
And why the fuck you dissin two artists who spit fatter??
Now I'll admit, Souja's shit, but you're a whole lot whacker!
And what's the meaning of halfbreed? Oh wait I think I know
He's a cross between a shitty rapper and a dirty homo
Halfbreed goes on talking about guns and making a big fuss
But this guy bought his whole fucking armoury from Toys "R" Us!
It's funny, you'll never make money because your shit sucks
And it's obvious since your album on soundclick only costs 5 bucks
And I couldn't give two fucks about your apparent fanbase
It's probably a bunch of homo's and crackwhores you added on your myspace
But whom you've never met, hey don't fret it's to their benefit
Cos if you ever did they'd be all like "Shit I gotta split..."
Too embarassed to be seen with your faggot ass in public
After the Soulja Boy diss where you asked him to suck your dick
Who the fuck would think you're sick? That's what I wanna know
This guy's a fucking work of art... THE PENIS DE MILO
And as with Greek mythology the people will wise up
And then rise up against this fake gangsta who raps horribly
There's nothing you could do or say that would dishonour me
I'll get into your head, like a frontal lobotomy
You need to change your methods, you spit 16 then a chorus
Cause you know you ain't got enough ammo and therefore you'd just bore us
This guy's needs a thesaurus, as his rap is so generic
I'm sure I'm not the first to think it and I ain't the first to say it
And what the fuck is up with seemingly all your productions
Your ad-libs are way too loud and they cause a disruption
But I guess that's intentional, you purposely use it
To cover up the fact that what you're saying is truthless, you're useless
And why the hell would you get your friends to do your dirty work
You probably pay them all back personally at your weekly circlejerk
I tell you what, you and Whyte Myke are so fucking shite
You'd get dropped hard on fight night by 2 dykes who can't stand right
In plain sight of all those who ever followed your lousy online careers
And in turn exposing yourselves as two weak ass queers
In a battle I'd rip you both in a minute
And I mean it would only take a maximum of 60 seconds to win it
And I could go on talking about your girl who's got shorter hair than
Your boyfriend Whyte Myke but Finale already did it
What the fuck is the deal with you two, you're a disgrace
You spit so lame if I ever saw you I'd laugh right in your face
And I better be cautious, I think I'm getting nautious
One looks like a child molester and one stole his hair from Farah Fawcett
If you're going to play gangstas at least post up some credible pics
Not baby grabbing, neck scabbing pics of chicks with dicks
You've pretty much buried yourselves before I even got started
So I bow my head and read this eulogy for the departed...
"ALTHOUGH HIS SOULJA DISS ACTUALLY REACHED NUMBER 1
HALFBREED WAS STILL UNIVERSALLY RECOGNISED AS SCUM!
ONE OF HIP-HOPS MOST BORING AND GENERIC EMCEES
AND HIS CALLING WAS A RELIEF TO MOST OF US BECAUSE HIS WORK WAS BORING
AND I CAN'T SAY THAT I'M SORRY, I WONT MISS HIM OR HIS MUSIC
I'M SURPRISED HE WAS NEVER ARRESTED BY THE SOUND POLICE COS HE ABUSED IT
I GUESS THIS AIN'T REALLY AN APPRAISAL MORE A CONTRIBUTION TO THE BURIAL
OF AN EMCEE WHO EVEN AT HIS BEST WAS TERRIBLE"
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