This is a silly, fun song.
Nothing happened before these low quality recordings were made with a bad mic on a computer with no knowledge of how to make good recordings.
and
Story behind the song
This song is for Natalie.
Lyrics
I've heard it said that below a certain latitude
The folks don't mind if your palms are sweaty when you shake their hands
And your feet crunch crunch magnolia leaves in the warm spring
as citrus blossoms perfume the sweet sweet air
But up here, the cool air gives us apple blossoms
For me to place in my girl's hair
You see, we walk the groves to dance in spring showers
And taste the apples
We taste the apples
Well, a beach would be nice, but I can't resist the sun,
And your knees might start to burn in your summer dress
Our feet would burn burn in the hot sand as the waves call
Us to the shore to splash splash in the sea
But up here, the cool air gives us apple blossoms
For me to place in my girl's hair
You see, we walk the groves to dance in spring showers
And taste the apples
We taste the apples